March 2012
66 posts
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February 2012
73 posts
You know why there is a head on the shaft
So polish dudes don’t hit themselves in the head
made a delivery today and a girl wearing juggalo sweatpants answered the door
that made me feel less like a weirdo
And while I was in the shower ( where I do my finest brainstorming ) I want to write a story where someone goes back in time and lives their life with their parents never getting divorced just to see the different out come they would have
Swapped the screen on my phone and it won’t turn back on this is the last time but it is recognized by the computer I will never take an iphone apart again … anyways can’t play wwf or lurk instagram so I downloaded tumblr on this thing ….emojicon thumbs down
currently up to 4 people id like to write a biography about
just because i think their life is so extravagant
but they just live life like everyone else
just sayin if i ever had the time and money to do it
Fierce
Dude1: I heard of one rapper who chopped this whole dude's body off... just left the dick behind.
Dude2: Don't you mean they chopped off his dick?
Dude1: No, I mean they held his dick and chopped his whole body off.
That's all he was in the end... A dick.
if your parents got divorced when you were really young have you ever wondered what it would be like if your parents were still together today ?
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/... →
The Karma and philosophy I live by is that whenever someone needs my help I drop everything I do to help them in return if I ever need them to help me out one day I know they will be there for me
But some people just really don’t give a shit
My life just went from 0 to 100mph
I went from being out of gas to owning the gas station
Bummin if I don’t get my truck back today I’ll miss out on a kind of awesome opportunity
